Olympic News!!

OMD and BOL my pals, I am so filled with excitement that I am tinkling right now(ooops sorry Mom). The Olympics are moving forward and the plans are going so well. Of course Mayor Frankie, Ernie and Sarge have been working so hard that I bet they are going to need back rubs,paw rubs and maybe even a beer  to relieve them soon.

 

 My event will be Thursday August 9th and I am hosting Boxing. Now over the next few days and weeks I will be posting suggestions and examples of proper boxing. I hope you will let your imagination go wild with this and give me your best interpretation. This is open to all creatures, large and small, including, dogs, cats, horses, donkeys, birds, frogs, crabs, and on and on. Anyone can Box or be Boxed. Just to clear up any misunderstanding, dogs who are Boxers by breed are most welcome and will be judged fairly along with all other contestants. 

As you can see below, boxes are great for getting pressies in, but this is just the tip of the squirrels nose and I don't want to overwhelm you right away so I am going to start here and will continue to give you suggestions often. 

Fri. July 27th. OPENING Entertainment Extravaganza,

 Parade of Athletes, and Short..Speech

 Sat. July 28th. Window Nose Art / Snot Smears Swimming

 Sun. July 29th Crazy Sleeping SINGLES Synchronized Sleepers Bouncing...... Narrative Style

 Mon. July 30th Cross Neighborhood Walkabout Catch me IF you Can BEACH Ball 

Tues. July 31st Gymnastics Couch Potato Peeling

 Wed. Aug. 1st Tongue Curling / aka the Raspberry Critter Stalking DISCUS/frisbee

 Thur. Aug. 2nd Stick (s) Pole Jumping

 Fri. Aug. 3rd. Marathon Chewing Digging

 Sat. Aug. 4th. Tuneful Farting Keep Away

 Sun. Aug. 5th Equestrian Camera Avoidance Tai Kwon Do

 Mon. Aug. 6th Synchronized Peeing DE-Stuffing

 Tues. Aug. 7th. Free Style Zoomies Roaching and Rolling

 Wed. Aug. 8th. Squirrel Hurdles DRAW your Peeple Snack Sack Race

 Thurs. Aug.9th. Boxing EXTREME Weather Sports

 Fri. Aug. 10th. Turbo Track Snoopendous SniffAthon

 Sat. Aug. 11th. The Great Tennis Ball Tournament Bathtub Wrestling

 Sun. Aug. 12th. Closing Ceremony

 THE OLYMPIC Committe MUST INSIST that All ATHLETES be ENTERED by Midnight July 18th.  in order for the athlete to be SCREENED fur Bugs.       The Peep Athletes have to be Screened fur DRUGS... butt WE of Blogville are above that!    However, we gotta be sure that no Fleas get in...          Complain to FRANKIE if you don't like the deadline.  

Whooooosh, that is a lot of news!! I am copying this(with permission) from Frankie and Ernies blog @FRANKly and ERNESTly Speaking, just in case I missed something , that is the place to go. 

My pals this is the event of the summer!! Please don't miss it!!

Loveys Sasha