Warning this is NOT fur Santa Paws eyes!!!!
My very big and exciting night!!
Story # 1
Hi my pals, I had a very exciting night last night.
I attacked a monster and protected my family.
Yes, I saved their lives!!
Mommy, Daddy, there is a monster in here.
Just stand back, I, brave Sasha will attack!!
I will get you!!
You will not hurt my family!
See how scary I am??
Well my pals, I did fight the monster, but unfortunately I didn't get any pictures of it, since I was so busy fighting it.
I saved my family from a horrible attack.
You believe me don't you???
I am exhausted now, I will come back tomorrow and tell you more of the story of the monster that brave Sasha took care of.
My Horrible Night
Story # 2
Hi my pals, I have a question for you.
Why do Holidays coming up always mean the dreaded "bath"??
As you can see I am not happy, but the worst is yet to come.
Now I have to face the dreaded "blow dryer monster"!!
It is almost worse than the bath.
It tries to blow all of my fur right off my body.
It does, I swear, I have to fight and fight to keep my furs and it keeps screaming at me:
"I AM THE BLOOOOOOOW DRYER MONSTER AND I WILL STEAL YOUR FURS"
"No you blow dryer monster, I will pull your tail right off and then you can't hurt anybody!!"
At least thats what I hear, Mommy says no, it is just drying me.
What do you think about the blow dryer???
Yours, in pain and agony,
p.s which story do you think is the most truest???
Story 1 or Story 2