I was sound asleep, dreaming I think although I can't remember about what now. I heard someone approaching. Being the great watch dog that I am I could tell it was friendly footsteps and no need for alarm.

I continued on trying to get back to my dream, I know it was something good involving food and a new toy. Here we go, a nice stretch and back to dream land.

Hark, the footsteps get closer, maybe I should take a look. Its only Mom, what does she want, are we going outside or maybe I can just humor her for a while running after one of my toys. Why is she picking me up, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Thats a warning Mom I am not in the mood for any grooming today so just forget right now! She is going towards the sink, oh help my friends, rescue me from her grip.

Well Mom wins again, I got my face trimmed and washed and she trimmed my other end, you know the area that we dogs sniff each other. She trimmed and washed that part, how degrading. Well I must now tell you that I did get one good bite in. Ha-ha Mom take that. Oh dear she looks upset now and there is a liquid coming out of the part of her thumb that I bit. She put me down. Now I have that "bad dog feeling". Next time perhaps I will just let her do it. Or not.

I am sorry Mom, I love you but next time just let me sleep. I wash my face every time I take a drink of water, I don't need you to do it!

Now back to that dream, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn, ah treats, toys and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ