Friday, February 1, 2013

Pip and Puddles Bucket World Tour Arrives!

Hi my pals, I am so excited. The day has finally come, I have been counting on my calendar, waiting for this day. Pip and Puddles are finally here to visit on their world famous tour! 

Are they here yet?? I am so excited, I can't wait. I see them, they are here!!!!

Hi Pip and Puddles.Welcome to Michigan! OMD it is so cool to be seeing you all up close and personal!!! You both look great and wow you both have kind of a beer-cheeto breath thing going on there and do I smell cheeseburgers?? Its nice, now lets begin our adventure. Are you ready???


I would like you both to join me on the pizza truck. I will teach you to make pizza and we can drive around Michigan and party along the way.

Wow I am glad you are both so happy about this. Lets get rolling...Puddles I don't think you should drive. Oh dear, we have to make pizza first...Puddles watch out for that turn. Pip hang on, Puddles gets crazy when she drives this thing. Where are we going?? You don't even know your way around here. Puddles thats a yellow light...watch that turn...SORRY ABOUT YOUR GARBAGE CANS...MY MOM WILL REPLACE THEM...AND YOUR MAIL BOX...SORRY.

Please Puddles lets pull over and lets make pizza.

My Mommy is trying to help us out so she got it started now see how she can throw it up and stuff...no Pip...no Puddles you don't want to try tossing the piz...oops, no worries Pip we will get that all out of your hairs. Maybe you should jump in the sink for a minute.
I am sorry Pip, I think that will come out eventually, just keep putting shampoo on it. 

I asked a special driver  to take us the rest of the way for our safety so we can get home in one piece have fun. My Remington is very responsible.

Here is Detroit, we will just pass through and keep going. It looks pretty from far away.

There is an ice skating rink in downtown Detroit. Maybe we can try that on the way back

Here is where the Detroit Tigers play baseball. It is too cold right now, they will be back in a few months. No Pip we have enough beer, we don't need to stop at the stadium. Now back to pizza making, its time for the cheese.
Where did all the cheese go??? Where is the sausage??

Puddles!!! You ate like a pound of cheese and all of the squirrel meat. You are gonna be tooting all night! Luckily we had a pizza already done. Thanks Mommy

I have been stocking up on beer for us. Now lets P A R T Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres to Pip! Pip Pip Hooooooooooray. For he's a jolly Pip fellow, for he's a jolly Pip fellow...

How did we end up on a BRIDGE???? Puddles where is the map for Remington? What did you do?? Remington, I think Puddles kind of tore up the map and then taped it back together. I don't think we are supposed to be on a  bridge.

Puddles where  the heck are we???

Uh oh, did you bring your pawports??Do you think he knows Sarge? Mayor Madi, we might need help.

Remington, sweety do you think you can get us turned around please?

 Of course my Remington is so calm, he can talk his way out of anything. Thanks Sweety. Maybe we should head back home, I think we all need a rest.

I love you Pip and Puddles and thanks for visiting me on your world tour, now relax and lets eat pizza. Remington will get us back home.

Who is tooting...as if we don't know!

What a great day!
 Loveys Sasha


SquirrelQueen said...

What a wonderful tour of the city, and exciting too. Good thing Remington arrived to do the driving for the rest of the day. You might now have made it back home otherwise. The pizza looks delicious.

Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

Mollie said...

That waz funtaztic, and you learn't how to make Pizza :) Good job that Pawliceman didn't arrest you'z..BOL Oh what fun guy'z. Sasha, I never got the menu, can you send it too'z me again, sorry..

Big Hug'z xx00xxx

Mollie and Alfie

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Sasha, you were GAME to allow Puddles anywhere NEAR your pizza truck. We remember the last time!

Looks like you had a fantastic time. Hope the Puddles isn't too sick after all that cheese.

You managed to show them a lot even if it was pretty fast.

XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

Unknown said...

Sasha we can't believe you let Puddles drive the Pizza truck again? How Puddles was not sick after scoffing all the pizza topping is beyond us? Great tour. Thank Dog for Remington. Pawsome tour Sasha. Have a well earned nap now. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

tubby3pug said...

What a cool trip through your home town, there is sure alot of Pizza

urban hounds

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahahaha....um, I am thinkin' I prolly shouldn't has used duck tape to tape da map back togedders. No wonders we ended up in Canada. Ooooooh lets go get some of dat syrup stuffs they make heres.
No, I promise I won't make a mess with it....honest!


3 doxies said...

HANG ON...WE IS GONNA ROUND DA CURB AGAIN...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...Oh dat always is fun and makes me laugh...let's do it again!


Cowspotdog said...

Those two are just having the best bucket tour...look at all the reat things they get to try, do and see...not to mention all the norms along the way

The Daily Pip said...

Pizza crust hat ...yummy, yummy. I think I might just start a whole new fashion trend - a hat you can eat! Doesn't get much better than that ...unless maybe you could add a little sausage and cheese to my hat.

Remington, since you are a bit taller than me ...would you mind dropping some toppings on my head ...don't worry, I will take the wheel and you add the sausage. Thanks buddy.

The Daily Pip said...

I just love this grand tour of Michigan ...you know my assistant used to live in southeast Michigan when she was a kid. Enough of her story ...back to ME and pizza!

The Daily Pip said...

Uh ...Puddles, even though it has sauce and cheese on it ...doesn't make it a pizza ...that is, I mean was our map ...

Ziggy Stardust said...

I am so glad you are both enjoying the tour. Puddles please take it easy,I don't think those peeps wanted you to keep the mailbox for a souvenier. Let's open some windows, someone is gassing up a storm. It was kind of exciting being escorted out of Canada. Did you guys see Sam and Pippen?

Loveys Sasha

My Mind's Eye said...

Sasha this is hilarious!!
It takes a truck to fee P&P!!
Thank goodness Rem was available to be the Designated Driver you are right is is very responsible!!!

Watch out Mexico
Hugs madi your BFFF

3 doxies said...

Map Shmap....oooooh, we could makes a HUGE paper airplane out of it. Then we'll sees if I can fly in it...okay prolly not a good idea.

I always feel special when I is bein; escorted out of some place.


3 doxies said...

I thinks da mailbox would be excellent to store our snacks on da road.


Unknown said...

Goodness! Now that was an adventure and a half!!

You were a grrreat host Sasha!

Wally & Sammy

Unknown said...

Now that sure was a great day for all! Pip will remember this for a long time! Have fun the rest of the day!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

The Daily Pip said...

The mailbox is ours! We will store it right next to Jazzi's cushions and Bertie's liqueur cabinet

Hey Remington could you pull over I need to take a leak. Well, I don't care if it is the border control police office ...when a dog has to go he has to go

3 doxies said...

Pip, throw da mailbox in da car!

Dude did you not just take a leak like five minutes ago? I swears you has da baldder of a squirrel.

I thinks I knows dat border control officer

AnnStaub said...

OMD what an adventure! Lol sounds like a pretty crazy time!

Sweet William The Scot said...

You say Puddles ate a pound of cheese ~ I don't think she will be tooting all night. I think she will need a laxative pill washed down with beer.
Sweet William the Scot

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OK let's take a TROUBLE TALLY:
1. Health dept... not wearing plastic gloves when preparing foods.
2. Health Dept... AGAIN... strewing garbage over the area
3. PoPo... LITTERING... see #2
4. USPostal Service... Destruction of Mail container
5. Sherriff (PoPo) Theft of a USP mail Box
6. EPA... Air Pollution (Puddles Pharrrts)
AND it isn't even NOON!!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OK let's take a TROUBLE TALLY:
1. Health dept... not wearing plastic gloves when preparing foods.
2. Health Dept... AGAIN... strewing garbage over the area
3. PoPo... LITTERING... see #2
4. USPostal Service... Destruction of Mail container
5. Sherriff (PoPo) Theft of a USP mail Box
6. EPA... Air Pollution (Puddles Pharrrts)
AND it isn't even NOON!!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Ummmmmm that SECOND Copy is fur Govt. use only.
7. Attempt to enter a foreign country without pawper identification
(Immigration and Nationalization violations)
8. Transporting Licker without proper IMPORT stamps... this one goes to ATF.
9. Driving a a commercial (Pizza truck) without proper license.
This is just MADNESS.

LP said...

That was an amazing and fabulous whirlwind visit! We can tell you had plenty of laughs and fun Pip! And that pizza! Yummers!!

the critters in the cottage xo

3 doxies said...

TOOOOOOOOOOOT...oh scuze me. Sometimes you just has to let one rip at da most improper times.

Nows what I was sayin...da mailbox I believes is a federal crime...so make sures ya'll gets dat.

Oh and my Vet gaves me a license...duh.


The Daily Pip said...

Frankie left one more important detail somehow we have managed to get Remington to join the madness. Remington the most honorable, law-abiding citizen in blogville has joined the dark side

Marg said...

Poor Remington, getting hooked up with those hoodlums or more like Kreazy doggies. Hope you got the mailbox all tied down. That will be very useful later on. That was a terrific visit.

3 doxies said...

OMD....Rem is going to disown us furever!


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

and the list goes ON
# 10. ImPAWper Peeing in Public Place(S)
11. Driving ON the Influence of a cushion.
12. Corruption of a Newfie.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

I send my Mom to save you. Her being from Detroit nose all dose places soooo well! Would dat be da Ambassador Bridge you was on? Too bad da Boblo Boats don't run anymore. Ya'll could of gone cruisin!

Glad da Pizza Truck survived dis time! (Or did it?????)

What Remains Now said...

What a great host you are! You had me at pizza and beer.

3 doxies said...

In case anybuddy asks...PIP is Louise..or Louis...and I is Thelma.

We is hopin' to gets to an even 20 points fur Frankie to keep up with.


GOOSE said...

Oh Sasha you sure did show them a grand time and you made PIZZA while in a moving vehicle?! You are the best. I hope PIP gets the dough out of his furs. And now the most honorable Remington is involved in the lawlessness?! That Puddles (not so much PIP I know he is just a passenger in all this) sure can turn a good dog into accomplice. But you gotta love PIP's adventurous spirit.

Sketching with Dogs said...

That looked like a lot of fun for the 3 of you. Glad you all enjoyed your day together!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ziggy Stardust said...

My sweet Remington will find a legal way to explain it all. He wold never knowingly break the law. I don't think he knows about the mailbox though. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It will be a nice souvenier for P and P. It looks especially nice with the pizzaa sauce and beer cans hanging off it.this has been one of the best days of my life. Thanks Pip and Puddles!

Puddles how do you live like this almost every day?

I am exhausted.

Loveys Sasha

Matilda the Boxer said...

What a grreat trip! I just can't WAIT until Pip and Puddles finally come to visit me. It just seems like it keeps getting further and further away. Siiiiigh. But MMMM, they had some of your squirrel pizza! Now I'm jealous.

The Army of Four said...

How exciting! You sure know how to show your friends a good time!

Lovable Lily said...

We're even scared to leave a comment bcuz if they find out we knows you all, we might go to jail with you. Mommy said a girl like me doesn't belong in the pokey.

That was SOME tour! And now that you've turned Remington over to the dark side, be afraid, be very afraid!

Oh goodness Pip, peeing in public can send you up the river for a long time. Is Michigan a 3 strikes your out state? Don't get caught. Even tho Sarge built a beautiful new jail, you don't wanna be looking outside from behind bars.

Sahsa, you and your Mom made delicious looking pizza. We wish we were close enough to have a taste. But then again, after seeing all the dog furs on it, we may have to rethink that.

We're so glad that no one has been arrested (yet) and that the Tour is going so very well.

Lily Belle & Muffin

Alien said...

Nothing like driving by Detroit in a pizza truck and ending up in Canada.

I'd say the road trip is only just beginning!


The Websters said...

So so so so fun!


Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my goodness Sasha! You guys are having the adventure of a lifetime!!
Benny & Lily

3 doxies said...

Oh Sasha girl I lives likes dis cuz what is life furs if you don't...life is fur fun and furiends.

I is havin' da bestest time heres...oh hey how come your mom has one of them lock thingys on her steerin' wheel?

Hey Pip...while you is up can you gets me anuddr slice of pizza...NO, not da one on your head.


Brian's Home Blog said...

Such a great tour you did! Oh what fun it is to ride!

2browndawgs said...

"Here is Detroit, we will just pass through and keep going. It looks pretty from far away."

Bwhahaha Thanks for the laugh!

Pizza no Coney's? :)

The Island Cats said...

Pip and Puddles! Before you leave Michigan, come visit us on our island!! You can see Canada from it!!

And in that picture of Detroit?? The tall building in the middle?? The mom works in there!! It's called the RenCen!! We can take you up to the top!!

What a fun fun visit!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Awww man, sounds like you guys had a great time!

3 doxies said...

OMD...did anybuddy else realize we is in Canada??????
What da heck happened? Bwhahahahahaha!

So who wants to plays hockey....Ooooh look at dat pOlice man on a horse...hey horsie!


The Daily Pip said...

I want to play hockey ...does hockey involve eating more pizza!!!!

The Daily Pip said...

Uh, you need to work on your aim, you just knocked over my beer!

KB said...

I hope that Mr. Pip's fur is all better. Did you end up ice skating? Now that would be a sight! It sounds like you were a wonderful host. Hip hip hooray for Pip!

Anonymous said...

You guys is having a blast!
Have a good weekend

WFT Nobby said...

Sasha, you showed P+P such a good time. We loved the pizza fuelled tour of your neck of the woods.
Toodle pip!

Reuben said...

Bwahahahahahaa you made me BOL when you ended up at Canadia border! Paging Sarge and Madi.....