Tuesday, September 1, 2009

New Kitchens are EVIL

Hello my friends. I always had a bad feeling about this new kitchen idea from the start. I am sad to say that I was right. My Mommy got a new sink with a new sprayer thingy(the old one was broken) and to celebrate I get a BATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ask you how is that a way to celebrate. Mommy needs to look that word up in the dictionary. Oh the horror of it all, she kept spraying me and spraying me, I tried to fight, but in the end I am clean. It took me days and weeks to get this good smell on me and its gone, just like that for no reason at all. I think she even held my head under water at one point and I blacked out. Sasha, I did not you take that back!! Oops ok maybe she didn't but she looked like she wanted to. I am defeated and I need a nap.

Beware sink sprayer thingy's my friends.
licks and sniffs, Sasha


doyle and mollie said...

sasha i bet you smell pretty good now though!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Oh, Sasha, you don't look very happy to us at all!!! Hope you can get that old smell back soon.

Woos, the OP Pack

myra said...

Poor Sasha you sound like my 6 yr old she hates getting her hair washed too.

Unknown said...

Yep! Just like my Billy, who HATES to get his head wet with that old sprayer. You make me laugh so hard, I'm gonna pee on the floor!

Anonymous said...

Find something gross and nasty to roll around in next time you go outside. That'll teach her.

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

I'm with Tank Sasha..the stinkier the better!!

My Mama also has a spray torturer. I find that sticking my head WAY out of the sink and over the counter or floor is a good way to wither get them to stop spraying...or pay them back by giving the Mamas more clean up work!!

If you find a way to disable the evil sprayer let us know!!

Growly Licks,

Jan Mader said...

Oh poor Sasha! Do you really think your mom tried to hold your head under the water? You call me if that ever happens again!

Meanwhile, you DO look nice and clean in spite of that bad new kitchen!!!!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

At least she didn't put woo in the dishwasher!

PeeEssWoo: We are still khatching up BUT finally we are under 100!!!

koko said...

Hi Sasha,

I share your unhappiness over this new kitchen with the evil sink sprayer. The clean smell is so unnatural right!

Licks, hero

Ms. ~K said...

You should invent a new fragrance...Eau De Dirty Doggy, to get rid of the clean dog smell!!!
Hugs and rubs Sweet Sasha,

Denise Taylor said...

No worries Sasha. I'm sure you will be stinky again in no time!

SquirrelQueen said...

Poor Sasha, that sounds horrible. All water is evil, except to drink. My mom has one of those sprayer thingys but I don't think she would use it on me. After all I am a kitty with lots of very sharp claws.

Maybe if doggies would learn to clean themselves like we kitties do they wouldn't have to worry about such thingys!

Miss Cindi Lou Who

Lorenza said...

Hi, Sasha!
A new kitchen with torture devices included! Haa!
I guess I want one of those things here!
Kisses and hugs

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Sashy
I know how you feel about those baths! In fact I feel the same way.
Our moms just can't appreciate how much we love our own dirty smells. The muddier and dirtier the better.
I have not come up with any suggestions as far as baths. But at least yours in the kitchen sink and not as big as the big old bathtub. We need to come up with a plan concerning this issue.
Lets think! Does your mommie like how you smell now?

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

What is up with these humans and these baths? And spray-ey things? Blerg. I think you deserve lots of treats and a comfy nap.

*kissey face*

The Oceanside Animals said...

It all sounds very traumatic!

Sarah Anne said...

I'm pretty sure you'll be back to normal any day, you little Drama Queen. ;) <3!

Al said...

Hey Sashy,

Same here I take a bath in the kitchen sink..yeah that sprayer is evil, I want to bite it but on the second thought it made me smell good. Well, get used to it...you will have more of that!


Historical sites with charmine said...

Sasha,you poor thing!!!Maybe mom can get you a little plastic bath tub like the ones we bathe babies in,then you can play with your toys and come out smelling good.

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Clive said...

Sasha, you look very mad! Don't blame you at all for not liking that! I hate getting washed!

lots of woofs

Dexter said...

Such horrors you endure. Poor little Sasha. Was mom making evil sounds whilst bathing you? Were there any HBO words?


Frodo said...

Sasha!!! Poor you my dear! Hope you get over this bad experience! Now for your pleasure and you mom's horror, you can try self-showering. Make a visit anytime this week and find out more about it in my new illustrated dictionary.

Love from Brazil!

the magic sleigh said...

Wooos Poor Sasha, lucky for us neither of us fit in the sink to be sprayed with the sprayer, although I find that being sprayed with the hose is fun as long as is does not involve soap!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Martha said...

Oh Sasha, poor you! Your mum is always wanting to bath you and you look fine to us!
We would not fit in the sink either which is a good thing!!!
The sprayer sounded the worst part!
Thank goodness you are OK
Martha & Bailey xxx

Cezar and Léia said...

Ohmigod, poor Sasha! I think you need a good nap for sure!What a day!!!

Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

POOR Sasha!!!
Are you ok now?????
Need you help?????
That sounds horrible!!!!!!!
All water is evil, except to drink and to swim!!!!!
What a bad experience!!!
The next time you coul call us so we'll help you to escape!!!!!!
Have a wonderful and relaxing day!!!!
WE love youuuuuu!!!

Sharon Wagner said...

What a nightmare! If we had a sprayer at my house my cats might get a little squirt when they're on the counters.

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

You poor girl! We don't understand either why they must take our smells off....I guess its a mystery of the hoomans we will never uncover.

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Unknown said...

Oh no, Im laughing but I know it wasnt funny for sasha :) cause ginger hates that and I do the same thing to her

poor baby!


Hi Sasha,

If I was you, I would hide the comet and the brillo pad!


Hi Sasha,

Is there a place under the sink where you can hide???


Bijou said...

Hi Sasha,

Sorry to hear about your terrible bath. Me and Banjo are not crazy about them either. We don't get washed in the kitchen sink with the sprayer thingy though. Mom cleans us in the big bath tub with the big shower sprayer! Then after we are all clean, she closes the sliding doors so we can't escape and makes us drip dry while she goes off and takes a nap!! Well not really a nappy nap, but she is gone for a long time, leaving us to shiver out little hineys off!!!

Wags & wiggles,

BRUTUS said...

Sounds like it wasn't your day, Sasha! Did she put that smelly soap on ou too?? All that hard work to smell just right & it's all wasted to make our humans happy. If only we could make them understand...
Oh, and you better hope mom doesn't get a new washer & dryer anytime soon.... (cue scary music). Now go outside & find something nice & smelly to roll in - that's show her!!

Brutus the Frenchie

Anonymous said...


Cute post! At least the wasps didn't get her ;). I quit facebook for now. Long story... I will let you know if I get back on! For now, I'll keep up with you here:)!



Scout and Freyja said...

If you think you had a bad time with that sprayer, you shoulda' seen out kitty when momma grabbed her and started squirtin' water all over her! WOWZA!

Woodrow, Luna, MJ Campanella said...

poor sasha - hope you are all recovered

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ

Achieve1dream said...

Sorry you had to have a bath. This would be one of the reasons I'm happy I don't live inside the house. :) No baths for me.

I tagged you for a fun game. Check out my blog for the details.


Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

wow! I am glad I am far too big to go in the sink! ;0D

Happy Weekend!!

lotsaluv, Marvin xxxx

ocmist said...

MY Mom is also using that NASTY word lately since we now have WARM running water. She wouldn't bathe me with cold water, but she's seriously talking about it now when she gets the time! You are RIGHT! This is NOT a celebration idea! OC