Monday, December 15, 2014

I Need An Escape Route Please

Hi my Pals, I am trying not to let Mommy see this note.

I heard her talking on the phone to the Vetlady.

I know I heard the words "nail trim" and "hair cut", the rest is a blur.

Can one of you please GPS me a safe route to your house to hide for just a day or two.

When I come back she will be so happy to see me that she will forget all about the rest of that nonsense.

Seriously, do I look like I want or need a haircut???

I think not!!

My birthday is today and what kind of gift is that, I ask you???

Mommy says that my pawty is on this weekend, but I still don't think a haircut on my birthday is any kind of pressie.

Please help me!!!

Paw Out My Pals

Loveys Sasha


My Mind's Eye said...

Sasha....(oh dear sweetie I thought yoru bday was 12/22...mol I mailed you a card today...at least it will get there betwix and between the days, my assistant is older than dirt)!

Now for the GPS to my house it is a direct route too and there is lots of food. Exit your front door (quietly), stand as still as possible by your mail box...are you there? Ok Now I'm going to wiggle my nose and rub my belly and my head and blink twice...lookie there you are here right beside me. I will have you back by your pawty time

Lots of hugs on this your very fine
bark day
Madi your bfff and her older than dirt mom!

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

I AM ON MY WAY SASHA.....Just need to get my bubble inflated....you can stay with us for as long as you want!!! A haircut is NO WAY for a Beautiful Princess to spend her barkday!!!

OH....YOUR BARKDAY IS TODAY??? Sheesh...I better get the hang of this boyfriend thing...

Anyways...I am on my way!!
Lovey growls and Barkday kissies!

Idaho PugRanch said...

we cannot believe that she would do that to you ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
We hope you have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Mr Bailey & Hazel

stellaroselong said...

Just come on over to our house sashy I think we live two states down. Happy Birthday Sweetie.
stella rose

Murphy said...

Happy Happy Happpy Birfday!!! Even if your pawty is not today you need to have some special treats! Why would your mom be so mean and get you water boarded?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Julie said...

If you get dragged to the Vet I'll probably see you there as I seem to spend so much time there!
But, we could investigate the prezzies under the tree together, bet there's one for your Burfday!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess LEah xxx

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Happy, Happy Birthday Sasha. We hope you get 87 million more gifts for putting up with that on your bday.

We would let you come here, but Lady has her own torture by doing a special cleaning of Phod's ears and butt treatment for Lee. I don't think it is any safer.

Hey, we have the same ornament you do! The one you are looking at in your header, we have it for our Angel Gemi.

Hope your day gets better.

Duke said...

Happy Birthday, Sasha! We would be thrilled to hide you out here so you can avoid a haircut but our mom is dead set on giving both of us haircuts any day now and you wouldn't be safe here.

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Ranger said...

You look Fab-u-lous.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

A haircut and nail trim for your birthday????? What is SHE thinking?

Head on down to my house and I'll keep you safe!

The Daily Pip said...

Happy birthday!

Here's the plan ...I'll fly down and distract your mom and then you run like wind. She will be so surprised to see me ....should give you plenty of time to get away!

Angel Pip

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Hair cut for your birthday.....BUMMER!

Wish our Tardis was working, we'd be there in a flash to whisk you away....and then we'd go back for the party, of course.

Kinley Westie said...

Happy birthday!

And I'll come pick ya up so you can hide - nail trimmin are da worst!

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!....oh wait....awesome Babe!
Now do I need to send over the Police to protect you...wait Bites is firing up the Blogville Police Helicopter....rescue is on the way!

The Mad Scots

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Happy Barkday Sasha to the Best Blogville Chef in the world.

Sully said...

Happy Birthday and if you come to Texas we will celebrate your birthday together.

Aroo to you,

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Happy Birthday, Sasha!!! How about you try not to think of it as a haircut and nail trim - it is a day of pampering for the princess that you are!!!

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Braeden and Seth said...

Happy Birthday/Spaday Sasha! We can't wait tip your pawty!

Braeden, Seth and Riley

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Happy Birthday Sashy!!
Guess what I am sending a HOT AIR BALLOON to pick you up and we will sail to Hawaii!! How does that sound? Yup - when we get back your mom will have forgotten about those words!

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday to you Sasha. Oh no the idea of a cut and trim at the fur stealers is truly awful. Come over the pond they will never find you here. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

easyweimaraner said...

Wow that's a gift! I'm not sure if I would like that.... and you look as cute and beautiful as always... and long nails are impawtant to pen all the gifts and the christmas cards... think your mom should reschedule that appointment, maybe 2.30.15 would be ok?
Happy Birthday Sasha!
Easy Rider

Beth said...

Hope you had a happy birthday.....we would rescue you if we were closer!!!

KB said...

Happy Birthday Sasha! I bet that you'll get tons and tons of treats at the spa! But, if you need a refuge, we can meet you atop the Continental Divide and bring you here :)

Marty the Manx said...

Happy Belated Birthday Sweet Sasha! Will See you this week-end for the party!