Friday, July 25, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails

Thanks to Murphy and Stanley @ Murphy

This is gonna be fun!!

My story by Sasha H. Miller

It was a beautiful sunny day outside and I was very excited to go for a walk with my Sissy. She takes me for the best walks and sometimes we even go to the park and I get to run around. This day was the best ever! We went to the park and I ran and ran and rolled and rolled in the grass until I got dizzy. 

After we played, she brought out some fresh water and we shared some cheese and carrots. I was getting pretty tired and decided to snuggle up for a quick nap. Sissy brought out a blanket and snuggled up with me under a shade tree. 

We were all snuggly, when she said," pewwwy Sasha, what did you roll in"??" You stink"!! What??? How dare she say that. I worked so hard to find the best spot to roll in so I have just the right lovely odor and she thinks I stink!! Trust me I smelled better than any fine french turtle water.

I was mad and Sissy apologized. "I have a nice surprise for you when we get home". "It is a pressie that I put in a special box for you". I quickly forgave her and couldn't wait to get home. I raced in the house and ran in circles until she brought out the special box. What could it be??  A new toy? Special yummy treats?? A new snuggly blanket?  I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER!

When I opened the box I was startled to find...a new bottle of bath soap and a bath brush!! OMD BOL BOL, I have been tricked. Is this a bad dream but alas, it was not and off to the torture chamber I went. I tried everything to get out of it.

After the torture was over I did get some yummy treats and forgave my Sissy long enough to snuggle with her. I was pretty tired by then. 

The moral of the story is, be cautious of  boxes after a nice day at the park. You never know what you will find.

The End

Thanks to Murphy and Stanley for this fun day.

Loveys Sasha


The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

What a great story Sasha!! I had fun, action, stinkies and even scary baths!

We are so glad it had a happy ending!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

M. K. Clinton said...

Oh no! What a dirty...um..clean trick! LOL!!

WFT Nobby said...

Oh Sasha. The horror.
Toodle pip!

Kinley Westie said...

I'd like dat, but I bet most pups wouldn't.

Pippa Sheltie said...

Oh no Sasha, that would be my nightmare too! At least you got treaties, it worked out in the end!
Pippa :)

Unknown said...

LOL Sasha at least after the waterboarding you got some treats. They never appreciate a roll in stinky goodness sadly. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Cowspotdog said...

why do the peeps always think our perfume smells bad and then they torture us with a bath after all our hard work?

Murphy said...

Excellent story but sorry you ended up with a bath after you were smelling just pawfect! Thanks for pawticipating!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Linda said...

A bath yikes thats a horror story.
Good to know you got some yummy treats too.

xo Cinnamon

Lovable Lily said...

We would be startled too Sasha! Think you need to have a heart to heart with human sissy. Obviously, she doesn't appreciate a good "stink on."

Lily Belle & Muffin

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Chef Sasha... we are STARTLED that you wrote a HORROR story. We couldn't believe it. BUTT it DID have a GRRRRRREAT ending... once we gotted beyond the HORROR of the BAFF pawt that is.

Note to Self: NOT all Boxes have TREATS in them... Be WORRIED.

Millie and Walter said...

Sorry to hear that it was shampoo in your box. You do look cute all wet though.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Oh the horror! Can't believe your Sissy did that to you. You know we all had TWO baths last week. I did not mind (weird huh?) but Bailey & Hazel were not happy
Bailey & Hazel too

stellaroselong said...

Oh Sashy that has happened to us many a times, a box comes to our house, we finks it treats or chewies and it is some new thingy momma wants to try on us, at baf times. We understand your pain.
stella rose

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Oh Sasha, that was a 'treat cheat' if you ask me!!! You tell the story so well too. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Daisy said...

We were surprised to find out there was shampoo in that box! We were hoping it might have not been that bad because they do have some shampoo that smells like cupcakes or mangoes, or vanilla...

Sweet William The Scot said...

You really got snickered Bawhehee.
Sweet William The Scot

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We are going to have to remember the moral of this tale, Sasha. We are always curious about what's in boxes, but we see we need to be cautious.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Sketching with Dogs said...

Haha, what a face Sasha! Bridge used to love rolling in stinky stuff and Mum had to drive home with all the car windows down while she sat there grinning :)
Dip and Elliot x

My Mind's Eye said...


Ranger said...

BOL! You got a Bath-in-a-Box pressie? Dat stinks (hehehe).
I love da your story had a moral. I'm gonna think twice before I open any boxes after I've had a good roll in da dirt.
Pees. Do you wanta cater my Batcave Pawty?

Anonymous said...

Oh what a surprise! I agree that was the moment your were really startled... I always wonder why humans think we would like baths...there is something wrong with them.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

OMD! Please say it was just a nightmare and you woke up!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Sashy,,, this is a wonderful story,, but not the part about the bath!
I like being stinky sometimes.

Scooter said...

What a great story .Sorry bout that bath

Susan said...

Hi Sasha - Your Sissy thought she'd fix your stinkies so you gave her a good ole stink eye BOL! Around here when I get things "smelling just right" (including me :-) everything gets a bath :-/
Lexi da Shih Tzu

Jans Funny Farm said...

What a dirty trick to pull on you. Glad you at least got treats.

We're checking out the other stories from yesterday.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

A bath in a box, now that is scary!