Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh and avast ye mateypals!
Here be my bootey of treasures
Today be talk like a pirate day.
I be Short Legs Freckle Belly here and ye be best behaving or ye be walking me plank.
Here be my faithful assistant, Pretty Tail
You best be drinking my Sharks Blood so ye be strong and fit!
I will share my booty of golden cannon balls.
Before ye move on, ye be taking some of my special loot from me last pillage.
I won't be making ye walk my plank and be gone with ye for more treasures.
Hook Out Me Mateypals
Loveys Short Legs Freckle Belly