Officer: Sarge, Chief of Police, Blogville
Date: September 12, 2012 Time: All Afternoon Long
Violation: Unauthorized Use of Motor Vehicle and Disorderly Conduct
Accused: Puddles Duddles Rain…um…um…hmmm…
Witnesses: Half of Blogville’s Residents
Primary Victim: Sasha
Description: This officer responded to report of the unauthorized use of a motor vehicle. Specifically, Ms Sasha’s Awesome Possum Pizza Truck. Witnesses report Ms Rainwhatever did obtain keys to said snack truck and proceeded to abscond with said vehicle. While operating said Awesome Possum Pizza Truck, she did, on multiple (really lots & lots) occasions commit the following violations: driving recklessly, squealing tires and hollering in violation of Blogville’s noise ordinance, while driving with one paw she did litter by slinging awesome possum pizzas into the streets and targeting residents, harassed citizens with soggy spit wads, threw a water balloon at the Blogville School Bus, and eventually did lose (total) control of the motor vehicle resulting in a collision and damages to the snack truck. Fortunately, no one was injured, though many Blogvillians were really testy about the pizza splatters and slobbery spit wads.
A copy of this report is available for insurance purposes and will be provided as an exhibit for Mayor’s Court.
Citation issued by: Sarge, Chief of Police
Mayor Frankie presiding FRANKly and ERNESTly Speaking
Judge Frankie I stand before you with evidence that I believe will prove that Miss Puddles D. Rainwater did on Wednesday, September 12, 2012 obtain keys and without permission drive our pizza truck to its doom. Before the "incident" as you can see above, our wonderful pizza truck full of yummy foodables for all.
The "alleged perpetrator"Miss Puddles D. Rainwater. I saw Puddles We 3 Doxies reaching into Mommies pocket while she was very busy with customers and I heard something jingly sounding. I was also busy with customers and couldn't stop to see what she had. I also smelled beer and what I can only describe as "beer farts".
Mommy and I stepped out of the truck when we got a what I now know was a prank phone call, telling us to "run y'all ,there be skunks on heres". We both ran out of the truck and suddenly the truck took off with Puddles at the wheel.
After the "incident", this is what was left of the truck. There were pizzas everywhere, flying out the back window and thrown all over blogland. If you bigify you can see who is driving. Poor Ernie got hit by a flying pizza and was dazed and confused for a while. Pip and many other residents dove in and took advantage of the free flying food.
Our total loss was 87 gazillion dollars exactly to the penny!
Here is a police sketch of the aftermath
This concludes my evidence on the pizza truck and I now ask for justice in this matter. Thank you Judge Frankie for listening. Miss Rainwater needs to learn from this and I trust you to rule accordingly.
I am also submitting this photo as evidence of a school violation regarding, putting notes on behinds without permission. My tail is still stinging after that day, I couldn't figure out why everyone was pulling it all day long. You may need to bigify .
Loveys Sasha H. Miller
p.s. can you please not be too harsh, since Puddles is my pal and I am hoping we can all go out for beer and pizza after the trial.
p.s.s. I won't let her drive