Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mateys, I be Shortlegs Frecklebelly here to pillage all your stuff. I be searching for toys and cheetos, so beware and be on the look out for me!!!!!!!! I be stopping at nothing Mateys.
Shortlegs Frecklebelly will be coming to your town soon
p.s. in case anyone forgot, this is my handsome boyfriend Remington(my sweety).